I Desperately need a cellphone

[Hyperkidd33]

i am 14 years old, i have great grades, clothes, house, etc... but no cellphone? it really sucks to not have one because its embarassing to ask strangers(airport last summer) or friends to borrow one. i dont think their parents will apreciate it if im using someone else's minutes, and im pretty sure my parents wwouldnt like to get a complain from my neighbors saying that i used up their daughter's minutes blah blah blah.... and i really need(and want) one. i dont care what carrier it is(cricket, t-mobile, verizon, etc) all i ask is three simple things
•full keyboard
•unlimited texting
•and picture messages.
its not a lot, right?
but my parents oppose this 101%, and my reasons do not seem to get through to them.
•whining hasnt worked.
•i tried to make a deal with my mom, i would cut my hair (long and pretty) and give it for extensions to my mom
• and i tried to reason with my dad, his cellphone broke and he took mine, assuming he would fix his own soon, but he hasnt. its been broken like for 3 months.
i just cant wait until christmas. or my birthday. i have yearbook club afterschool and th office phone isnt available because they lock the office.
can someone give me good, convincing reasons for me to get a cellphone?

I said, they said
i said: i need to call you to tell you whee i am.
they said: you can borrow one
i said: i'll get straight a's until i die.
they said: you already do that
i said: i will bug you for the rest of your life
they said: that doesnt bother me
i said: i need one
they said: for what?

please please please help me get through to them!!!!

[Esspyca]

Just tell them to buy a GPS one and then they can follow you wherever you are :P